Favorite Oneliners.....

My Oneliners

Meanie....
You Silly....
OK Baba....
OK Sweetie....
You are driving me crazy/nuts
Guess what....
I have to tell you something crazy....
I have to show you something....
I have never done this before....
This has never happened before....
Did you work out?....
How did you take care of it?....
No more work out for you....
Are you going to be online?....
You have to make it upto me....
You missed it....
If you say so....
I believe you....

Your Oneliners

Go away....
Get the hell out of here....
Yes Mistress....
I say so....
Because.... Just because....
There is always first time for everything....
Where are my pictures?
Show me.... now....NOW....NOW
Take it off.... now....NOW....NOW
You are crazy....
You look good today....
You look great, You smell great, You feel great, You taste great....
Look what you did to me....
I had to take care of it....
I can prove that...
I am not leaving until you tell me....
I have to go (The one-liner that I don't like ;)